Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Lol saw this funny quiz at Girlfren's blog. Yoohoo
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Yokie (there's no yokecheng)
ussually a studly stud who is dating a girl named emily and is a playa and is a great basketball playa what a stud
Hey daddy look at that yokie hes a great playa....
STUD? hmm...
2) Your age?
Seventeen.
Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.
She thought she would never turn sweet sixteen, and then suddenly her 16th year was over and she was seventeen.
Wow, I should be sad? Lol
3) One of your friends?
Joanne.
A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"
Hahahahaha woman!
4) What should you be doing?
Nothing.
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'? (clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
LOL.
5) Favorite color?
Purple.
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
A drug? Woohoo...
6) Hometown?
Singapore
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!
Otherwise, 4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.
1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
Singapore is rojak.
Muahaha very true.
7) Month of your birthday?
March.
Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.
See also procrastinate
New and improved, coming this March!
8) Last person you talked to?
Joanne. (see above) Lol i'm a stud and she's a babe. HAHA good pair yo.
9) What did you last eat?
Cucumber.
A female sexual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable. Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet! He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
The bagger knew the cucumber was in for a bad night, so he "accidentally" left it out of the bag.
WTH lol I'm on a diet tyvm.
10) Your nickname?
Flea
Founding Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist. A living example of one of the world's best musicians. He isn't my fave Chili-Pepper when it comes to looks, but he is a genius and deserves all the love, respect and money he gets. We're with you flea!
Flea's real name is Michael 'Flea' Balzary. He is 5'9 and he has appeared in several movies and he is the voice of Donnie in the Nickelodeon cartoon series, 'The Wild Thornberrys'. Not exaclty a looker, but his talent makes up for it big time.
Hmm, très interesting.
Tagged: Whoever wants to do it lol.
loved on 5:17 PM
