(I think I'm actually okay with rude people. Although I'm a social snob.)
Here's the deal, most Pisces are emotional people. They are very sensitive when it comes to feelings. When you praise one, they feel excited. When you piss one off, they'll swear revenge. (Lol!) Be on their good side.
Love
Use all of your wooing skills. Pisces lives in another world. This dream state is ruled by beauty and imagination. Pisces are not averse to flowers, candy and poetry. Candle-lit dinners and serenades rank high on the fish's list.
(True true)
A dreamy Pisces person is not an easy fish to catch. While Pisces people seem to be space cadets, they are also the true romantics and visionaries of the zodiac.
(Unfortunately I'm a cynic, not a romantic)
Ask your Pisces date questions. When your date responds, listen intently. Pisces people are often called upon to play therapist for everyone. They love when someone gives them a chance to talk.
(I like strong, silent type I guess. Not annoyingly chatty kind. Urgh. So...another check.)
Reveal your artistic side. People who share this zodiac sign are usually delighted by creativity.
(Actually I love people who can do physics. They must be a genius! I'm in thrall of them.)
Fight
Act as if nothing ever happened when Pisces comes back. In their mind, they've let go of it. That doesn't mean they've forgotten, it just means it's a closed subject. Keep it that way.
(Check. Forgive but not forget.)
Breakup
Be direct and honest. Although Pisces are emotional and sensitive, she will appreciate you being honest with her from the get go. In the long run, after the pain of the break up, she will respect you for letting them know.
(Everyone's like that la.Truth, yknow?)
Butter him up. Make sure your Pisces knows how amazing he is as a person, but you just don't think you are on the same level anymore. He has a fragile ego and using kindness and flattery while breaking up might be the best way to go.
(Applies to all I guess. But I don't much care if the person's selfish and nasty.)
Be cold. If you truly want your Pisces to get up and leave, act distant and cold. If you become a mean person, she will leave you. She only appreciates nice and caring people.
(Oh man, I like people who treat me badly. I have no idea, actually. Oh well, skip.)
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Show him an angry side. Even if you don't have one, get angry about something and smash a glass or something. He despises dramatic acts of anger and he won't want to be with someone that shows these tendencies.
(Lol! That's just kinda hilar. If he loves you, he'll stay with you, glass-smashing or not.)
Tell her you hate animals. Pisces love animals and usually have many of them. She will not be able to be with someone who can't stand her dog or cat. You will be kicked to the curb before any of their animals will be.
(ooh, touché.)
That's all man, study hard, ciao.
