Cos we're friends like that
Friday, November 7, 2008

Dear Joanne,
I don't really know how to tell you this but the mafia wants you. I think I realized that when your dwarf bit me outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men (LOL!). I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Yoke Cheng


HAHAHA.

Behold... My Future
I will marry Spongebob Squarepants.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Hungary in our fabulous Mansion.
We will have 1 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a red BMW.
I will spend my days as a bar owner, and live happily ever after.
whats your future

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