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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Mid years are finally over!! Hohoho.


Okay kinda lag considering mine was over yesterday and looking at my tagboard. Lool




FINALLY OVER!


And i got a new phone! Not the LG one though...



This was what happened,


Guy at phone shop : See this? -holds up box-


Me: Yea


Him: Only one color right?


Me: Yea. Wait, metallic blue? -Thinks to myself(thought you said black?)-


Him: Yea, correct right?


Me: -Starts to turn to sis and talk- Yea, yea, correct.


Him: -Opens the box and starts playing with the phone.- Wow, cool keypad!


Me: Huh?


Him: -Holds up a SAMSUNG PHONE-


Me: :O (yea that's exactly my expression)


Him: You said F700 right?


Me: I didn't! said KF-700! -freaks out-


Him: Shit



Hahahaha. Yea he was nice and said i could change my mind and get the LG one if i didn't like this. But since the samsung one looked pretty too and their functions are the same and the cost too, i got that.


Lol. Gosh! He can't sell the phone once he opened it so yea.


Yeap so now i got the samsung one! SGH-F700. Rather big and a (according to sis) "dude" phone.








So what have you guys been up to?
Slack for now and try to stay outta trouble okay?
You know you won't!




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loved on 1:46 PM

Saturday, June 21, 2008

My dears, good luck for MYEs! Yea miss you guys a lot la.

1. Caught up a lil with pam and joanne during hols.

2. Trying to find a good looking phone now. I don't think i'll mind if its a lil useless. LOL. Recommendations anyone?

3. Must meet up with kids soon.

4. I sound like a middle aged mum!

5. Should be nicer and more tolerant of people.

6. Study harder.

7. This list will never end.

Anyway, thanks for all the good lucks on the tagboard!! Jiayou too kay? Especially to Pam, Spice, Sugar, Andrea, Leon, Cheryl, Cindy... and all my kids!

You know i love you!

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loved on 2:57 PM

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I miss

someone.

Haven't seen for week(s).

You know who I mean.

Don't forget to call.

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
but i grow old and i forget your name.

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loved on 12:25 AM

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Children in Crisis

Besides having to cope with their disabilities, disabled children face extreme poverty, discrimination, stigma and lack access to general public services including basic healthcare, education, clean water and sanitation, and adequate housing needs.


These children are also particularly vulnerable in conflict and disaster situations, and to HIV/AIDS, violence and neglect.


There is a direct link between poverty and disabling impairments. In fact, 50% of impairments are preventable and poverty-related, with 20% of impairments caused by malnutrition. (Source, Department for International Development, Reader's Digest)


Help protect these needy children. Visit
www.worldvision.org.sg or call 6221 1040 today to find out how you can help children through World Vision's Child Sponsorship Programme.


Every World Vision Child Sponsor receives
1. A photo and personal profile of the sponsored child

2. A sponsorship booklet showing in detail how sponsorship works.

3. An annual progress report on the sponsored child and his or her community, and an updated photo of the child.

4. The opportunity to build a special relationship with the sponsored child through exchange of letters, and participate in organised sponsor visits to the child.

5. Regular news about World Vision.

(:

Okay cool if i'm not poor in the future, and i certainly don't intend to be, I'll definitely adopt/sponsor one of these kids. Or more, depending on how much money i have. XD

I can't possibly help all of them but if i can change someone's life. I guess it's already good enough.

What they need is a change of govt though. Okay i won't elaborate. (:

Again I seriously hope to run away from everything. Don't you ever wished what its like to die prematurely?

It's so difficult giving in all the time. Cos you don't consider how others feel. Ever. It's just you, basically. All the things people do for you you're so thank-less, I'm shocked. It come naturally to you i suppose.

Everytime i try, it's just another stabbing. And it's not even from the back. Though no one sees it. I'm a great actor. High pain threshold i have, it's really kinda hurting a lot.

I'm so tired.

My parents always told me to give and not take. Okay fair enough. But I've nothing left now. No more feelings. Like what BC said. 'I didn't believe i'd met anyone who can not feel anything even if you get hurt. It's not possible.'

"That's how it goes. Lots of different ways to live. And lots of different ways to die. But in the end that doesn't make a bit of difference.

All that remains is a desert."

(South of the border, Haruki Murakami)

Do all these kids feel the same?

Wealth does not equate happiness.

Poor lil kids.

And poor in both senses.

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loved on 2:27 PM

Friday, June 13, 2008

So me and my frog prince son(yaoxin)(yea i know i have funny nicks for everyone) went out for lunch together. Talked a whole bunch of rubbish! LOL duh.

Then we were saying how mature people are, and he said that guys should be together with younger girls. Then he started going, cos it's different you know, -gesticulates with hand, high and low-.

I immediately said, "Oh, yea, true. Maturity level right?"

Then he was like, Lol! No! What la. He meant university time when your gf would be in Year 2 and kinda weird and all. Hoho

I mean like, I thought guys are generally more childish? To me it's good. Good or bad you decide.

You know, whether they're 5 or 15 or 35. They're all the same.

Seriously, guys never seem to grow up do they?

Lol...

Then there are the immature people.

The really obnoxious kind who constantly stars in their own personal drama and expect the world to exist for them.

There are certain common characteristics.
1. Inability to care for other people. Oh! Other than the most important person. Namely, themselves.

2. Insensitive. Believes the world is chock full of drab colorless emotionless beings living solely for the purpose of entertaining themselves.

3. Shows interest only when things concern them. Other than that, "Who cares?"

4. Fails to think of things long term. "Yea, I can. I mean why not?"

And the list goes on...

I'm not even complaining. I mean immature dudes do exist.

Take them with a pinch of aspirin please. And don't tell them they're hopeless. They'll just think you're jealous anyway.

It's just psychosis you know. Nothing ten years on the couch and a shrink can't cure. So it's basically fine and not life threatening. To them.

Well, too bad.

For us.

(maybe excluding me, who might be an incorrigible immature prat depending on how you see it.)

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loved on 5:33 PM

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Lord Byron wrote,from Venice in 1817,
...state of morals is much the same as in the Doges' time; a woman is virtuous (according to the code) who limits herself to her husband and one lover; those who have two, three, or more, are a little wild; but...only those who are indiscriminately diffuse...are considered as overstepping the modesty of marriage.




Rousseau admired the 'graceful manners of Venetian courtesans' and their charm.


Sir Henry Wotton, 'not being made of stone', he could not trust himself 'among the famous Venetian courtesans'.
















Venetian lady(left) and Venetian courtesan
Both ladies are expensively dressed and, as Wotton and others confirm, could be indistinguishable in clothes and manners...Venetian wives look and behave like courtesans.
and...
Yay to people who always visit my blog!
spice cake!, ANDREA!!, sugar!, JOANNE! hahahaha




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loved on 3:31 PM


Decorum? What?

Who i'd utterly dislike
1. People who copy whatever you do. Hello, posers?
2. Hypocrites
3. Desperate half wits ( aka despos with no friends)
4. Bitchiness when one looks like crap.
5. Apparent show of innocence. Oh please. A blind dingbat couldn't be clearer.

People I associate with now do not fit that category. If you find that you do, you're already off that contact list of mine. (:

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loved on 12:26 AM

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Rules:1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.

2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.

3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.



Starting time:5.06pm



Name: Yoke Cheng



Sisters: 1



Brothers: 1



Shoe size: 8



Height: 164cm



Where dyou live: Singapore!



Fave drink: Ice milk tea. hoho



Fave breakfast: Egg, cucumber, tomatoes



Ever been on plane? Yeap



Swam in the ocean: Er, yea



Fallen asleep in school: Ask joanne. XD



Broke someone's heart: I don't know



Fell off your chair: Nope



Sat by phone all night waiting for someone to call: No



Saved emails: I don't delete them







What's your room like: Dual color, Pink and purple, gonna have a new painting put up, stolen from daddy's room. :D



What's right beside you: Othello, Math stuff, italia jacket (that's right, remind me of what i'm supposed to be doing.)



What's the last thing you ate?: Corn-on-the-cob


Ever had chicken pox: yea


Sore throat: lol duh


Stitches: The kind while running? Or laughing...LOL yea


Broken nose: Nope


Do you believe in love at first sight: No


Like picnics: Yes! No ants that bite as fellow picnickers though.


Who was the last person/ people you danced with?: Er, Renzhi


Last made you smile: Joanne with her funny post


You last yelled at: Er, i don't remember yelling lately


Did you talk to someone you liked today: My sis?


Kissed anyone: My girl friends


Got sick: Yea


Miss someone: Yes


Eat: LOL duh


Best feeling in the world: To travel everywhere, lots of moolah and with
lovely friends around me


Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yea, lots of them


What's under your bed: My hol hw which i conveniently kicked under. And...Under-the-bed Ghost?


Who do you really hate: No one


What time is it now: 5.24pm


Anyone on your mind now?: Erm, Joanne? Since i keep looking at her blog for the qns


Do you want kids?: No thank you


Do you smile often?: Yea when i'm happy, not happy...


Do you like your handwriting?: It's okay


Are your toenails painted: Not now...which reminds me...


Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?: The display one forever looking pretty outside Aussino


What color shirt are you wearing now: White and yellow


What were you doing at 7.00pm yesterday: Eating at subway at East coast i think


I can't wait till: Retirement. JK! After Us, if i get there.


When did you cry last?: I don't remember crying. Choir concert?


Are you a friendly person: Yeap


Any pets?: Lil Tobey boy, my doggie who looks like a cat


Where is the person you have feelings for right now? - No one


Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? Yes, we're great friends


Do you sleep with the tv on? I don't even watch tv now


What are you doing right now? Thinking of how i can ever escape Singapore's stupid weather


Have you ever crawled through a window? Yea


Can you handle the truth? Yea i can


Are you too forgiving? Not really i tend to remember things. But i'm normally the first to patch things up.


Are you closer to your father or mother? Daddeeeee


Who was the last person you cried in front of: Joanne? On concert night


How many people can you say you really loved: Er I dunno


Do you eat healthy? Anyone who knows me...


Have you cried over someone saying something to you? Hmm not sure


If you're having a bad day, who'll you go to?: pamela, or joanne


Are you loud or quiet most times?: quiet i think


Are you confident?: yea


5 things in was doing ten years ago:

1.Jumping on beds and fracturing my arm

2.Going to parks to play swings and kicking down whoever runs in my path. Accidentally.

3.Going out to sea never having to worry about hw

3.Singing to lil sis

4.Keeping little animals as pets with sis



5 things on my to-do list today

1. Do pw

2. tuition hw

3. at least sth i like

4. slack

5. read



5 snacks i enjoy

1. Cucumber/tomato slices

2. Mars bars

3. Organic raisins

4. Kimchi

5. Cookies



5 things i would do if i were a billionaire:

1. Travel like mad

2. Have a tall tall bed

3. Huge house and lotsa friends always staying over

4. More pets

5. Donate a couple of millions



5 bad habits

1. I'm very forgetful

2. very impatient

3. sometimes too sensitive

4. spoil my doggie too much

5. Forget to reply messages



5 places I've stayed at

1. Singapore

2. Czech republic

3. Taiwan

4. Italy

5. Malaysia



5 jobs i had

1. student

2. daddy's girl lol

3.pet slave

4. best friend

5. mom XD



5 people i tag:

ganzhian!(son/spice cake)

Wanchun!(sugar)

Sis!

Cinch! :D

Yizhen! (daughter!)














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loved on 5:05 PM


STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'. Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?' David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.

Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?' Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
Student: ' Because George still had the axe in his hand.'

Lol yaoxin sent this to me in an email. hahaha nitrous oxide indeed. :D

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loved on 4:01 PM

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Hey look at this

Lol i bet any typical Singaporean will immediately think, "Are they edible?"

They look like ants to me. Kinda scary to be sleeping in a room full of those babies. You have to plug up your ears and mouth and nose? LOL

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loved on 7:13 PM

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

My italian baby was stolen from me before i could even give it a name!

Okay not a real baby which i mysteriously acquired on the trip to Italy.

My wallet. Pretty wallet. Which Nu-er(lol) and fellow mummy said was very Mango-ish.

Quite a lot of money etc, but the things inside! The ambigrams from my son, even the birthday one! Wants to kill the person who took the wallet. Hello, at least just take the money?? My ez-link card and beautiful ambigrams are of no use to you. I'm damn depressed can. And my newly made ez-link card.

Feel like putting my head through that exhibit we saw at the substation.

But thanks a lot to people who tried to help me find it! And sher and son who tried to climb on the roof to interrgate the cheena workers who might have taken it.

Lol. And Yaoxin frog who so nicely sang songs with me to cheer me up and even offered to treat me to a meal though im so not deserving. I didn't take care of my own wallet so i ought to lose it.

Pamela who was telling me so much funny stuff la! LOL. Yay. Voodoo's my stuff! You know me too well. XD

Then sugar(wanchun) and spice cake(ganzhian) started crapping so much to me! Laugh like mad. Okay my v v v unlucky day is almost neutralised.

Cept for the traumatising reinforcements on the very trusting and pure and innocence of humans. Erm, i just start to lose the trust yea? To outsiders, esp.

Gosh my way i talking. How entirely sickened am i to it. Too much lit stuff makes you suicidal, depressed and totally weird.

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loved on 10:34 PM

Monday, June 2, 2008

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headlinethe next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. :)

From stay at home mom aka aphrodite's blog.

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loved on 10:28 PM

Sunday, June 1, 2008

I'm having a lot of nightmares lately. Urgh! Overactive imagination? I hope so. I'm always running away from something in my dreams. What does it mean? Hmm...

Talking to my sis the other day. Asked her about vampires and we were laughing about how garlic/cloves or wooden stakes can ever hope to deter them.

I was like, Hey it's gonna be damn weird right? Walk around the place with a string of those vegetables hung around your neck.

And she said," Nah, its the twenty first century? We blend them all together, put them in a bottle and use it like pepper spray."

Lol. Modernisation of vampire deterring methods, anyone?

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loved on 7:59 PM