3 weeks and we PLAY.
Anyway I saw some documentary or sth on tv when I was too bored. It says garlic can increase sperm count!!!
Lol.
Apparently those lab dudes found out that the number of active sperms increased by 10,000(or 100,000) I dunno. It was in mandarin and they said yi wan. What's that. I only know yi qian is 1000 and yi yi is 100 000.
Whih is a pretty great number, right? I mean, one more sperm means +1/1000 000 chance of conceiving. Yea. So,eat more garlic I guess. Raw ones work best,and the fried ones are the most ineffective.
Why?
Cos its the sulphides (which is the stinky smell) which help the production of more male hormones.
The garlic contains allicin and allinase which kinda combines in your body to form sulphide. And it also forms allithiamin, which is Vit B1. Allithiamin helps as it is anti-bacterial and antioxidant.
So...not only do you have higher sperm count, you are bacterial-less and look younger. Lol why not?
Only trade off is stinky breath which can be combated by eating coriander. (Rmb the (also disgusting) seasoning in soups?)
For ladies, fish oils can help alleviate mood swings caused by hormonal imbalance. The omega3 fatty acids help (in some way la I forgot.) I think every guy prob should carry fish oils and give it to the girl everytime she seems like pmsing. Then the world would be a happier place. LOL. I dunno if eating fish helps. You prob have to eat like a ton of it to feel the effect.
Okay,disclaimer. Some of the stuff, esp the garlic thing might not be 100% accurate as the show was in korean which is translated to mandarin and translated (by me) to english. So hahaha. And I managed to combine math, chem and bio into it! Hmm...I used to take bio after all.
Just for laughs! From Reader's Digest.
After a spate of shark attacks in Australia, the Week asked its readers to create the country's next tourism slogan. Here's what they came up with:
"What happens off the coast of Australia, stays off the coast of Australia."
"Australia: Disarmingly beautiful."
"Not quite heaven, but you can get there from here."
