Friday, July 9, 2010
Friday, Jul 9th, 2010 -- You probably aren't as easygoing as you were yesterday because quicksilver Mercury trines electric Uranus, shocking your nervous system with outlandish thoughts. Some of your current ideas may be truly brilliant but they cannot take form unless you choose to nurture them. Get your required tasks out of the way so you have sufficient time to develop your unconventional inspirations.
--tarot.com
HAHA! Oh yes yes yes! I have funny ideas. BUT. ^^
Anyway my lovely sis asked me out to Ikea yesterday. Then my mom pissy so she only let me out today. Actually she thought I was gonna do my school stuff but I went to Ikea anyway.
LOL.
I am going to buy
1. towels
2. candles
3. soft toys
4. bedspreads
when I have money.
I am currently very broke. *sad
Sis treated me chicken wings! *happy
Thanks sis! ^^
But our Ikea visit was so short. -.-
Swedish pronounciation of Ikea: Ee-kee-ah (Some Singaporeans, plus my parents)
Americans : Eye-kay-uh/ Eye-key-uh
US/UK/AUS (Mainly Europe) : Ee-kay-uh (Most of us say this. I think.)
GTG!Labels: lol
loved on 10:20 PM
Sunday, March 7, 2010
For the Week of Mar 1st, 2010 -- This is the last week with delicious Venus in your sensitive sign. Make the most of it by taking as much time as you can for personal pleasure. Sweetening things up with your current partner or lingering at a local watering hole instead of doing your laundry is a good idea. Indulging your romantic desires should be your first priority now.
-tarot.com
We're not in Kansas anymore,Toto. When in Oz, do as the Munchkins do.
My birthday celebration by Pff was awesome and I got a bikini! I'm thinking of asking for a beach outing this mon. Let's go get tanned and crazy. Oh god. I thought i wouldn't fit orange color but I look good in it!! HAHAHA thankyou lovelies! Esp Sugar, YZ and P who went to buy it. Yea P totally went in too. :D:D:D
When in S'pore, do as the locals do. Get into the rat race. This is one of the fiercest races known in mankind. The race to get into the university, course, job and ultimately, life, you want. Darn if we're not just 19 year olds, as Pam said.
Spent the time after results killing mozzies. I suppose this accumulates good karma huh? After all, I did let them bite me first. (Current count: 30. And I'm not even exaggerating.) They didn't die hungry. I'm not that mean. Unfortunately for them, the kindness stops here.
They fly so freaking fast man. So I cover myself up, leaving only an arm and the other covered arm armed with a spray.
My blood for your blood.
Bloody good time spent killing 2. And sustaining many bites as it bit me and flew away while I daydreamed.
Oh! I just rmbed sth. I almost got knocked down by a lorry if CHY didn't yank me hard by the arm and pull me forward. I was still half sleeping and only moved forward reluctantly. Then I sleepily half-turned to check out the car she thought was gonna knock into me. Yea. My ear almost got grazed and my bag too. The freaking lorry zoomed past me and sped into the distance while I gaped (and mentally counted how many lives I had left).
CHY,"I got -results which she found like shit- but I saved a life today!"
Me,"I got -results also like shit- so I should have just died back there."
And pam came to my house today! I was having a damn good time watching spongebob (what else is worth watching other than simpsons?) and she appeared at the door and I was dressed skimpily so had to run to change. LOL
She gave me a WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ diary! Yea it's called that. Omg damn awesome. It has stickers!! Which are like the most fab things. AND it had stamps. *Swoons and dies. AND the stamps say "Praha", "Venezia","Firenze" and "Rome"!! OMG.
AND there were small paragraphs in the diary of the book. The Wizard of Oz.
Only drawback?
Dorothy seems...fat. LOL
I guess last time fat was considered fab. But Dorothy's illustrations seem too plump. When in 2010, do as the size 10s do? LOL. Oh well. The midget wizard pretending to be Oz like can alr la.
But the book so pretty I won't bear to write in it. THANKYOU WOMAN! yayy. And we had soft-boiled eggs! :D
I'm such a domestic goddess. Of course I manage to screw up the eggs with Pam's help so they came off a bit raw. HAHA
Omg I had this vegetarian steamboat just now where I treated my family. IT'S DAMN NICE. I know it sounds gross and all but just imagine steamboat with maize, cabbages, mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, etc. Super good. I eat till I'm totally stuffed la! Damn full.
*satisfied
Then just now David had to come ask me bout results, where I'm going and stuff. Oh god. I DON'T KNOW.
Found in MDD (My (fat) Dorothy Diary), Scarecrow,
"No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all."
Labels: lol
loved on 1:06 AM
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Ng,
Money makes the world go around, and you'll be dizzy today. You may be entertaining multiple job offers, a promotion, bonus or raise. You and do need to work out a budget, however, because despite the good news, it appears you are spending outside your means.
-fb
Yayyy moneyyy! Money does make the world go round.
Imma buying a beanie!
With two balls.
Is awesome.
For the Week of Jan 4th, 2010 -- Reason may fly out the window this weekend as you're ready to pursue a dream that may not be entirely practical. Yet the inspiration you get from a passionate person or in the pursuit of love could fill you with the fuel you need to reach your goal. Honestly is essential, especially with yourself, since connections made now could last a very long time.
-connections! E...T...
Tuesday is entirely...cute-guys day for me! Everyday since forever got cute guy encounters! wooo
Pamela, DQ HAHA. Nvm you can see the other security guard. Not ricky LOL
Ze pursuit of love?
Noo...ze pursuit of money!
$$$$$$$
Haven't talked to Sugar, P and David for so long! Sian. I don't even get enough sleep la...wake at 5 plus run out at 630. To think I used to wake at 630 for school everyday. Wake at 645 also can. -.- still can wash hair somemore. -.-
The new year is here! What're your resolutions?
Mine is...
Not be dumb.
Probably covers everything alr la.
Yep! Merry Xmas and a Happy new year to you lovelies.
I miss many many ppl!Labels: lol
loved on 1:09 AM
Friday, November 20, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=related
Omg this is stuck in my head now. Thanks to neighbour. Eep.
"Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat,
it's a big blue watery road..."
Damn...Labels: lol
loved on 1:52 AM
Monday, November 9, 2009
3 weeks and we PLAY.
Anyway I saw some documentary or sth on tv when I was too bored. It says garlic can increase sperm count!!!
Lol.
Apparently those lab dudes found out that the number of active sperms increased by 10,000(or 100,000) I dunno. It was in mandarin and they said yi wan. What's that. I only know yi qian is 1000 and yi yi is 100 000.
Whih is a pretty great number, right? I mean, one more sperm means +1/1000 000 chance of conceiving. Yea. So,eat more garlic I guess. Raw ones work best,and the fried ones are the most ineffective.
Why?
Cos its the sulphides (which is the stinky smell) which help the production of more male hormones.
The garlic contains allicin and allinase which kinda combines in your body to form sulphide. And it also forms allithiamin, which is Vit B1. Allithiamin helps as it is anti-bacterial and antioxidant.
So...not only do you have higher sperm count, you are bacterial-less and look younger. Lol why not?
Only trade off is stinky breath which can be combated by eating coriander. (Rmb the (also disgusting) seasoning in soups?)
For ladies, fish oils can help alleviate mood swings caused by hormonal imbalance. The omega3 fatty acids help (in some way la I forgot.) I think every guy prob should carry fish oils and give it to the girl everytime she seems like pmsing. Then the world would be a happier place. LOL. I dunno if eating fish helps. You prob have to eat like a ton of it to feel the effect.
Okay,disclaimer. Some of the stuff, esp the garlic thing might not be 100% accurate as the show was in korean which is translated to mandarin and translated (by me) to english. So hahaha. And I managed to combine math, chem and bio into it! Hmm...I used to take bio after all.
Just for laughs! From Reader's Digest.
After a spate of shark attacks in Australia, the Week asked its readers to create the country's next tourism slogan. Here's what they came up with:
"What happens off the coast of Australia, stays off the coast of Australia."
"Australia: Disarmingly beautiful."
"Not quite heaven, but you can get there from here."Labels: lol
loved on 10:22 AM
